Post by Kelley on Jan 23, 2005 3:25:18 GMT 9.5
HELP WANTED
One day, a sign appeared in an office window.
It read: "Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer."
A dog ambling down the street saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job.
The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "Okay, take this letter and type it."
The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said: "Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."
Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced.
"I can't hire a dog for this position," he said. "You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
One day, a sign appeared in an office window.
It read: "Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer."
A dog ambling down the street saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job.
The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "Okay, take this letter and type it."
The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said: "Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."
Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced.
"I can't hire a dog for this position," he said. "You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."