Kelley
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Post by Kelley on Jan 23, 2005 3:28:27 GMT 9.5
WHY IT IS EASIER TO ROOM WITH A DOG Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions. Dogs like beer. Dogs never criticize. Dogs never expect gifts. Dogs don't worry about germs. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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